Did your kids get ducks for Easter? Do you think they should only be served with cranberry sauce?
Did someone dump a stray dog in your neighborhood and he has adopted you as his new best friend?
Do you have a cat (or two) that you inherited from a dearly departed loved one (and you are highly alergic)?
Pet Happenings is the answer! One call to us and your troubles are over. We discreetly separate you and your problem pet...no questions asked. And when little Crissie asks where Poopsie is, you can say "Something must have happened to the pet". And it did because you called Pet Happenings. You don't have to know what happened to the pet. You don't have to feel guilty. There's plenty of that in the world. Let us take that load of guilt and worry off your shoulders. We can take it.
So act now. Get rid of that flee-bitten old mutt that prevents you from taking a vacation. No job is too big or too small. So call now: 1-800-pet-gone and start living again.
