Stop, thief!

This guy thought he could pull a fast one one Dr. Feelgood (and his trusty watchcat)! Wrong. He won't soon forget the shame he felt that night. Humbled by a cat, no less. Not just any cat, though. A special cat rescued from the institution by yours truly. A cat that sees many things that the good doctor doesn't. However, we both saw the thief with his paw in the cookie jar. Won't happen with the Tasmanian Devil on point. No snack tonight.

The doctor answers your questions

To the interested reader with the large pet problem, yes we can handle most sizes. As you can see, a client's pet iguana took a wrong turn and ended up out on a limb. No problem. Our rule of thumb is if it would fit in a chest freezer, we are game (or maybe the pet is).

And that question about returning a pet if guilt sets in, yes we can. (in fact, that is our motto!) Our cryocautery division is trained in restoration thanks to our recent Antartic trip. But our advice is, just deal with the guilt. You will thank us later!

Our fees are based on the type of service we render (no pun intended). Call out charges apply. Risk is rewarded. You understand.

A special thanks to the kind reader who suggested "owner happenings". We have created a special division, Owner Happenings of New Orleans (OH-NO), for unique requests. Stay tuned.

Yikes!

While I was in Antartica on a cryogenics research project, some cat hugger hijacked my blog pretending I was getting all touchy-feely about our little problems. To set the record straight, I do like animals as much as the next bloke, especially if they are seasoned properly ; ).

Anyway, the blog is once again secure and we are back in the saddle. BTW, thanks for the 4-legged ride, Mrs. J. I told you Mr. J wouldn't remember he ever had a horse.