Tuesday, June 2, 2009

The doctor answers your questions


To the interested reader with the large pet problem, yes we can handle most sizes. As you can see, a client's pet iguana took a wrong turn and ended up out on a limb. No problem. Our rule of thumb is if it would fit in a chest freezer, we are game (or maybe the pet is).
And that question about returning a pet if guilt sets in, yes we can. (in fact, that is our motto!) Our cryocautery division is trained in restoration thanks to our recent Antartic trip. But our advice is, just deal with the guilt. You will thank us later!
Our fees are based on the type of service we render (no pun intended). Call out charges apply. Risk is rewarded. You understand.
A special thanks to the kind reader who suggested "owner happenings". We have created a special division, Owner Happenings of New Orleans (OH-NO), for unique requests. Stay tuned.

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